Stoned to the Bone Halloween Tee
Hey, you ghost with the most! Are you tired of picking a Halloween costume that requires more planning than a Scooby-Doo mystery? Enter the "Stoned to the Bone" Halloween Tees—a ghoul-ish garment that’ll have you more comfortable than a couchlocked skeleton on All Hallows’ Eve.
This tee is for the laid-back goblin who wants to haunt in style without the hassle of facepaint and fake blood. Designed for those who prefer their candy corn paired with a little puff-puff pass, it's perfect for every type of spooky soirée. The bold design features a skeleton so chill, it's one hit away from Casper, topped with a clever catchphrase sure to get laughs even from the undead.
Let’s talk fabric: softer than your favorite blanket burrito after a long night of fun-sized snacking. The fit hugs your form like a ghostly high-five, providing comfort you’d normally only dream of during a haunted nap. You can wear it to a pumpkin patch, your local dispensary, or while scaring up some takeout from that one pizza joint that doesn’t close until the witching hour.
Double win! It's also versatile enough for the morning after, making you the proud new owner of a smirk-inducing pajama top. So, why not embrace a bit of high-spirited revelry? With this tee, you’ll always be the *.high*light of Halloween, even when you're feeling a little *stoned to the bone*. After all, life's too short not to have fun—why not make it hauntingly hilarious while you're at it?